(WARNING: FULLSCREEN IS LAGGY), I DO NOT SUGGEST !!!! 

OH NO! this is SERIOUS. Juniper Dev has been kidnapped by her evil twin, Cinnamon Dev. Cinnamon Dev wants 1000 gazillion dollars (USD) to let her go. If we don't act fast, she'll kidnap Hollow Knight next. Oh look! there's an intergalactic delivery job that's hiring now, and they'll conveniently pay you 1000 gazillion dollars after your first shift. Let's save Juniper Dev!